Names

WARNING: the names undermentioned are all real names!

Why are people's names so interesting? If you have a weird (questionable) last name then why would you give your child a first name that would add to the torture? Above is a picture of a famous footballer named Dick Butkus. Now come on, Butkus! That alone is a name that offers a painful childhood. So why Dick? Did his parents love him? I have heard about some interesting names from many different people over the years. Some are very funny. There was a man that my parents knew and his name was Hairy Heiny!! They also knew a woman named, Imaleen Hamm, well that is great and I'm a juicy steak. WTF!? I work in an environment where I must know a lot of people by name and some of the names are hilarious! There is a Balls Family, that does not even require a comment. There is a gentleman with the last name Doody and his mother's last name is Seaman. I can't even make that up! There is also a child named Corona Beers (Hello, my name is Corona and I'm an alcoholic). This just shows that this child was conceived in a parking lot outside a Cinco deMayo party. There is also another famous person, who drives racecars, his name is Dick Trickle. Mr. and Mrs. Trickle, what would you like to name your son? Hmmm.. How bout Dick? That sounds great. Parents of the world... LISTEN!! Give your child's name some thought and strong consideration, they are the ones that must bare this awful moniker throughout their entire life. If you name your child something ridiculous then just hope that they learn to fight at an early age... also make sure that they don't try to gut you in your sleep. Haha. I was thinking about it though, I suppose Dick Butkus could be worse... he could be Butt Dickkiss. That would be a lot worse!!